Latics and Bolton Wanderers to merge
In light of the recent spate of piss poor April-fools hoaxes, Paralatic have decided to unveil this golden nugget of truth amongst the shit.
The new team will play in pink shirts, embroidered with love-hearts and be re-named Maurice Lindsay's butt-munching pederasts F.C.
They will play on Aspull common, which has a capacity of three men and a jack russell.
Commenting on this development, Brenda Spencer said "What day is it? Where am I? Wibble"
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That's more like it!
I actually like the idea of the red and white halves. It looked smart. Latics won't have the brains to use it as an away kit though.
I hate you all!
So, like, Wigan will be playing themselves this weekend then? :)
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